Dear Family,

“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad--and that is my religion.”
--Abe Lincoln

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Jemmerisms:

“I know I'm counting right for 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven'...but after I say 'ten, eleven' I _don't_ know if I'm saying it right!”

“Will hairs grow out of my armpit? Because I don't want them to.”

On a walk in the woods: “Don't worry about me! I'm in charge! Follow me...What we are, is, we're looking for a place to smash this [hickory] nut. ...I'll show you my three-head dandelion! ...I'm tired--not my body part, but my legs.”

I just listened to a fascinating podcast about (come on, what did you think?) thyroids. And I took notes, which you will find below.

Dear Family,

A Grand Adventure is about to begin.
--Winnie The Pooh

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Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
--E.B. White

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Babies are such a nice way to start people.
--Don Herrold

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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
--Bill Cosby

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Jemmerisms:

Dear Family,

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite direction.”

—Albert Einstein

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Jemmerisms:

“It's hard to think when you're frustrated.”

“Can you make my pants un-side in?”

“I made the purple one by _squeezing_ [the pipe cleaner]--I wanted to make a tyrannosaurus rex, but then it turned into a snowman, and then it turned into a People-Boat."

Dear Family,

“...With a long and slender body
And the sweetest softest hands
And we'll blow away forever soon
And go on to different lands
And please do not ever look for me
But with me you will stay
And you will hear yourself in song
Blowing by one day

“Oh, hold me like a baby
That will not fall asleep
Curl me up inside you
And let me hear you through the heat...”

--From “Gypsy,” by Suzanne Vega

(This song always makes me want to cry--it's so sweet and her voice is so silvery and I guess I just like it a lot.)

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Jemmerisms: